Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I Love Halloween



Halloween is my favorite night of the year. It's a great night to dress-up, get out, and use those free nights and weekend minutes. What's more, it's an amazing night to score with the ladies.

Meet Cindy and Jane. Let's just say that when they came by my door last night, not only did they get the 10 free minutes of mobile to mobile talk time that I passed out to all the kids, but they each also got a liberal sampling of 120 free Rollover minutes Verizon Guy Style...if you know what I mean and I do mean it. You know your call is going to go through when one girl is dressed as a vagina and the other as a slutty Pebbles or something. And yes, my guess is that they can both still feel me now.